How much mess can one little 7 year old girl make?

A COLOSSAL MESS. That's what.

I have been cleaning Julie's room today. I have been pulling crap out from underneath her bed and behind her dresser... her closet is a disaster...toys everywhere....damn Polly Pocket crap... I SWEAR Polly's accessories multiply and scatter while we are sleeping.

All her barbies are naked. All of them. Where are the clothes? I have no idea. And the sole male barbie she has is headless. Where is his head? With the missing clothing I imagine.

Sigh.

She is store housing socks. Maybe she fears there will be a shortage. I am finding them everywhere, balled up no less.

Oh how I love this child.