Thursday, January 14, 2010

Really? It Isn't Even 9:30?

7:30 ~ Wake up, sit up, stretch and zone out

7:40 ~ Wash face

7:45 ~ Zone out

7:50 ~ Make the bed and get dressed

8:00 ~ Start making lunches

8:01 ~ Realize that I do not have enough milk to get through the day

8:20 ~ Head out to the store to buy a bag of milk

8:30 ~ Return home, leave the bag of milk in the front hall so I can walk the dog

8:35 ~ Put the dog back inside, start cleaning up all the recycling that blew all over my yard yesterday from my neighbours houses (hello peeps, use recycling bags next week, please. My sanity implores you)

8:40 ~ Lots of hugs and kisses and last minute encouragements to Ian and the children as they head off to their days.

8:41 ~ Head back into the house only to have Willow dart past me and run outside. I call him, knowing it is useless to do so, and start to chase him down. (Two thoughts were going through my mind at once... 1) Dog, I'm gonna kill you and 2) Hey, this Shred stuff has really given me some energy)

8:45 ~ I finally catch the dog and bring him back in to the house, only to discover that while I was picking up the recycling from my yard, he had chewed into the bag of milk I just bought, leaving a lovely puddle of milk on my carpeted stairs.

8:48 ~ Pour milk into a juice jug and mop up the milk now on my kitchen counter and floor, then head down to clean it up off the stairs.

8:52 ~ Return to the kitchen to prepare Jordan's breakfast and give it to her. Discover that she has pulled every card and slip of paper out of my wallet, leaving a trail all through my living room and hallway.

9:00 ~ Sit down to check my email (whew!)

9:01 ~ Hear "Ma Ma...poo...." and I'm back up again to change Jordan's diaper.

Yep, so that's my morning so far.

I need to do a bunch of Ian's laundry and find his sleeping bag so he can be packed and ready for the retreat tomorrow. I'm going to bake him a batch of his favourite cookies (Fat Archies) to take with him.

Is it wrong that it's not even 9:30 and I'm aching for a nap?

What's on YOUR agenda for today?

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12 comments:

  1. Oh thank heavens! I'm not the only one who feels like this! I have several errands that I planned to run today but have decided I just don't have the energy! Maybe tomorrow!
    btw...I'm on day 3 of the shred...HOLY COW! I feel better today after doing it again...I could hardly sit my booty on the toilet yesterday! :)

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  2. Hey, at least the shred has given you energy to tackle your day!

    Awww, a retreat! That sounds like so much fun. I can't wait til my boys get bigger. Is it for Boy Scouts or Church?

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  3. You made me tired just reading this, haha. Good luck with the rest of your day lady ;o).

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  4. Sounds like a busy morning...

    my question is you buy milk in a bag? not a jug?! OK dumb I know but just curious ... you would be bored if I didnt ask these crazy questions

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  5. Lets see.

    3:00am lay in bed and PRAY to fall asleep

    6:30am Darling hubby's alarm goes off.

    7:00am set the alarm for 7:50 bound and
    determined to get at least 3 hours of sleep

    7:33am give up shut the alarm off jump into shower ( who am I kidding CRAWL into the shower is more like it

    8:00 gotten dressed did hair and waking monkeys up

    8:15 getting monkey 2 dried and dresses

    8:20 fixing breakfast for said monkeys

    8:30 putting make up on

    8:35 fixing darling Ice Tea to take to him

    8:40 pull everything out for dinner

    8:45 load the monkeys up

    9:00 drop number 2 monkey off at his homeschool kindergarten

    9:20 drop monkey 1 off at co-op
    9:40 take darling hubby his lunch he forgot and his ice tea

    9:50 walk into work

    10:00 at work now till 8pm tonight.

    And I am DOG TIRED.....

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  6. Wow, busy morning Mama!! That horse dog of yours needs a good talking to! :) And milk in a bag? Is that how Canada rolls these days? :)

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  7. Yea I need a nap after reading that! Whats with the milk bag?

    Glad you have some energy though to chase down that dog!

    I woke so early this morning that I thought I would definitely being staying in today but the weather is warming up and Chase and I went to Target! Now I need a nap!

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  8. I'm with the others... what the holy heck is a milk bag? My first thought was, "Wow, I call my boobs 'milk bags' but I don't think they sell those in stores." Pictures. Explain.

    You know, when you get time ;o) Hang in there... I'm feeling your pain!

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  9. You must be from Canada?!? That's the only place I've ever heard the term "milk bags." Such an ODD concept to us Americans!

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  10. Okay I'm jumping on board with the whole "milk bag?" thing. Care to enlighten us un-enlightened Americans?

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  11. Lets see.

    3:00am lay in bed and PRAY to fall asleep

    6:30am Darling hubby's alarm goes off.

    7:00am set the alarm for 7:50 bound and
    determined to get at least 3 hours of sleep

    7:33am give up shut the alarm off jump into shower ( who am I kidding CRAWL into the shower is more like it

    8:00 gotten dressed did hair and waking monkeys up

    8:15 getting monkey 2 dried and dresses

    8:20 fixing breakfast for said monkeys

    8:30 putting make up on

    8:35 fixing darling Ice Tea to take to him

    8:40 pull everything out for dinner

    8:45 load the monkeys up

    9:00 drop number 2 monkey off at his homeschool kindergarten

    9:20 drop monkey 1 off at co-op
    9:40 take darling hubby his lunch he forgot and his ice tea

    9:50 walk into work

    10:00 at work now till 8pm tonight.

    And I am DOG TIRED.....

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  12. Okay I'm jumping on board with the whole "milk bag?" thing. Care to enlighten us un-enlightened Americans?

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